Please replace clues:

Rest yourself on the nearest tables facing the parking lot.
The ring you're looking for is right in front of you.
Go to it and stand in the center.
Due East is where you want to look.

With:

Like cats, it's under foot.
But, you won't find cats here,
'cause the trolls would eat them.

Also, this box is now listed as a hybrid on that "other" site.